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I almost hope Chris doesn’t attend Ri’s bash just so that hollywoodlife can look even more stupid than they look now.

Honestly it stopped being funny, then became amusing, now its hilarious how they come up with stuff from their butt cracks every half hour…

when I read some of these new posts coming out about Rihanna, being a pregnant, clingy, neurotic, desperate girlfriend, I really have to wonder which La Hija de Mujer telenovella all this is coming from because it doesn’t sound at all like her; or else, why these bloggers hate her so much. the vitriol is palpable.

On the other hand are a bunch of desperate little voyeuristic girls hanging on to every ‘like’ on instagram and every facial expression for a hint of love or trouble - mostly trouble it seems to me.

And of course Rihanna is fueling rumours by refusing to crack a smile at all the paps trying to invade her personal space - honestly how unreasonable of her! While Chris Brown has completely disappeared from the party circuit.

So since they’re not giving ‘us’ any material to work with - not even cryptic tweets - well then, we invent our own don’t we? We give Rihanna a forthcoming baby because that’s standard with anyone who is even rumoured to be dating anyone ( I don’t know how they don’t feel stupid starting this rumour every damn time - and all of you who read it and believe it every damn time are even more stupid.) Oh, and of course she must be desperate, clingy and neurotic because that’s how all the love interests are in the telenovellas.

And then of course, they must have a fight so we can all ask the question, “did Chris Brown” hit her again! (Gasp! shock! horror!) Meanwhile also starting a simultaneous rumour that they’re this close to eloping…if they aren’t married already (gasp! shock! Horror!)

Oh, and just to make sure we’ve covered all the bases, let’s bring their exes into the mix and claim that they’re both dogging already.

So, in the space of two weeks, we’re pregnant, eloping, married, fighting, dogging and hitting each other again. and there are people out there who absolutely believe all these things are simultaneously true. It makes me think that the fact that my teachers constantly put my level of intelligence at ‘above average’ as a different kettle of fish from what I thought. I thought it meant that I was bright. Apparently it meant that I have some ability to reason, which is not the case for the ‘average’ person. Either that or else people just have some really maleficent minds.

Seriously people, leave them alone.

Have you noticed that the paparrazi seem to have turned on Ri lately? Daily Mail used to feature stories about her that just generally told you what she’d been up to or what she was wearing; in an objective way. All of a sudden, all Ri headlines start with Ri boasts about…or Boozy Ri…I don’t know what she did to piss everyone off, and really, it seems that the only way to get the real story is straight from the source herself.

It really makes me wonder about Mel Gibson and all those other celebs who have received bad press. Certainly Michael Jackson reputation was ruined forever by these sharks - turns out he didn’t molest any children (see Piers Morgan’s interview with Katherine Jackson). what else is peddled out there that just isn’t true?

I read the comments after that ridiculous mediatakeout story about Riri and JB and some person actually took it as gospel! How dumb can you be? First of all, stretched to full height, Justin Bieber maybe reaches Rihanna’s waist…Sometimes I think that site must be a spoof site because how could anyone be that deliberately asinine?

Though I do think Riri is showing off a little bit- for someone who shall not be named. In a kind of ‘u ain’t shit’ sort of way and ‘I’m an independent woman who is waaay more successful than you’ kind of way. I don’t blame her one bit, in fact it would be inhuman not to. I’m so glad she seems happier, and she sincerely looks like she’s moved on. The Asshole has admitted himself that he’s not about to change; actually when I saw that interview with Marion Jones that Piers Morgan did, when she was saying how she was caught up in a wave, and surrounded herself with people who would only tell her what she wanted to hear…it was like, hmmm, I wonder who else is doing that very same thing.